Things Every Woman Should Know How To Do Part III
10. Refer to yourself as a woman. You’ll be respected a lot more if you do. Ditch calling yourself a “girl”. You pay your bills? You’re a woman.
11. Stop with the purses. No one looks as critically at you as you look at yourself. You don’t need a Louis Vuitton when it’s going to empty out your savings.
12. Realize that calling yourself and your friends “bitches” does not give out the right idea. If I read one more facebook status message along the lines of “going out with my BItChes”, I might kill a puppy.
13. In that same vein, do not write with the one lowercase, one capital pattern. WrItInG LiKe ThIs makes you appear unintelligent and immature. Not to mention the fact that it takes up a lot of time.
Lauren Leto
I’m guilty of #13, I still call myself a girl and I’m 27! What’s even worse is I call my 33-year old husband a boy.
I MUSt stop doing that!
Can we type all this up on little pamphlet & drop these all over L.A.? More specifically, the westside?
I’ve never been to LA for fear my head will fall off.
At least it’s equal though! Points for calling your man a “boy”
Can I add one more? Learn the difference between where, wear and ware, there, their and they’re, your and you’re. There are people out there (like me) who can’t imagine how anyone over the age of 20 can screw this up. Check your emails and FB status updates before publishing!
UGH. Yes, that belongs in “Things Everyone in America Should Know”
THANK YOU!!! One of my biggest pet peeves yet. It’s so simple yet so many people constantly mix them up.