Things Every Woman Should Know How To Do Part III
10. Refer to yourself as a woman. You’ll be respected a lot more if you do. Ditch calling yourself a “girl”. You pay your bills? You’re a woman.
11. Stop with the purses. No one looks as critically at you as you look at yourself. You don’t need a Louis Vuitton when it’s going to empty out your savings.
12. Realize that calling yourself and your friends “bitches” does not give out the right idea. If I read one more facebook status message along the lines of “going out with my BItChes”, I might kill a puppy.
13. In that same vein, do not write with the one lowercase, one capital pattern. WrItInG LiKe ThIs makes you appear unintelligent and immature. Not to mention the fact that it takes up a lot of time.