Lauren Leto

Things Every Woman Should Know How To Do Part III

Posted in book porn by Lauren Leto on January 24, 2010

10. Refer to yourself as a woman. You’ll be respected a lot more if you do. Ditch calling yourself a “girl”. You pay your bills? You’re a woman.

11. Stop with the purses. No one looks as critically at you as you look at yourself. You don’t need a Louis Vuitton when it’s going to empty out your savings.

12. Realize that calling yourself and your friends “bitches” does not give out the right idea. If I read one more facebook status message along the lines of “going out with my BItChes”, I might kill a puppy.

13. In that same vein, do not write with the one lowercase, one capital pattern. WrItInG LiKe ThIs makes you appear unintelligent and immature. Not to mention the fact that it takes up a lot of time.

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  1. Emma said, on January 24, 2010 at 3:00 am

    I’m guilty of #13, I still call myself a girl and I’m 27! What’s even worse is I call my 33-year old husband a boy.

    I MUSt stop doing that!

    • Jacktuls said, on January 24, 2010 at 11:27 am

      Can we type all this up on little pamphlet & drop these all over L.A.? More specifically, the westside?

      • Lauren Leto said, on January 24, 2010 at 11:37 am

        I’ve never been to LA for fear my head will fall off.

    • Lauren Leto said, on January 24, 2010 at 5:29 pm

      At least it’s equal though! Points for calling your man a “boy”

  2. L.L. said, on January 24, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Can I add one more? Learn the difference between where, wear and ware, there, their and they’re, your and you’re. There are people out there (like me) who can’t imagine how anyone over the age of 20 can screw this up. Check your emails and FB status updates before publishing!

    • Lauren Leto said, on January 24, 2010 at 5:30 pm

      UGH. Yes, that belongs in “Things Everyone in America Should Know”

      • Kim said, on January 25, 2010 at 8:07 pm

        THANK YOU!!! One of my biggest pet peeves yet. It’s so simple yet so many people constantly mix them up.

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